USMNT out of the World Cup: Are you KIDDING me?

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USMNT out of the World Cup: Are you KIDDING me?

Post by JM1776 » Wed Oct 11, 2017 4:37 am

This is a national disgrace.

Allow me to tell you how you should feel: Even if you don't give a flying f**k at a rolling doughnut about soccer, you should be embarrassed that your nation will not be represented at the MOST IMPORTANT SPORTING EVENT ON THE PLANET. That's right: BIGGER than the World Series, or Wimbledon, or the Super Bowl. Even bigger than the Olympics.

The coach, players and support personnel for US men's soccer should be rousted out, dressed down and then beaten up.

I'm not going to see my country challenge for the most important trophy in the world until I'm closer to 60 than 50. And that's if they don't f**k up again.

The US Women's National Soccer team are the defending world champions ... and they've won it more than any other team in history. They're already working on a youth movement that will prep them to retain their preeminence. The men can't even manage to show up.

How'd you like to be in Jozy Altidore's relationship?

"Guess what, honey!?" says his girlfriend, Sloane Stephens. "I just won the US Open Women's Singles title! What'd you do this year?"

"Well ... I'm in good enough shape to stay ahead of the lynch mob ..."

And then they wonder why people in this country don't care about soccer.

STFU and WIN.
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Re: USMNT out of the World Cup: Are you KIDDING me?

Post by lafr » Wed Oct 11, 2017 6:38 am

USA: Out.

Population: 323,100,000 (give or take)


Iceland: In.

Population: 334,252 (give or take)


Alrighty, then.

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Re: USMNT out of the World Cup: Are you KIDDING me?

Post by An-Gel Sakura » Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:18 pm

US Women's Soccer kicks butt. :yhoo:
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Re: USMNT out of the World Cup: Are you KIDDING me?

Post by JM1776 » Sat Oct 28, 2017 8:12 pm

An-Gel Sakura wrote:US Women's Soccer kicks butt. :yhoo:
And even they are not what they were when winning the last World Cup.
"Jimmy Connors is a POS."
"Yeah, but that's part of his charm."


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